"Gordon Brown aide a victim of honeytrap operation by Chinese agents"

Yes, that's right. He picked up a Chinese agent at a Shanghai disco, took her back to his hotel room, and in the morning his Blackberry was gone.

10 Downing St. denies the report.

Let me guess, he actually used the device for, um, stimulation purposes, and it got, um, well, stuck... Yes, well stuck. That's what happened.

Posted on 24 July 2008 @ 20:43 GMT